Archive for the ‘stoopid’ Category

Er… Couldn’t find a winner?

Posted at 1:39pm on Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 by

Channel 5 has been slapped a huge fine and had to cancel two shows on the back of yet more premium rate phone in skullduggery.  No real surprise there, to be honest.  What is surprising is the following quote:

Daytime shows Brainteaser and its spin-off Memory Bank had faked winners on a number of occasions, Ofcom’s investigation found. When viewers with the correct answers could not be found to go live on air, production crew members pretended to win, it found.

I don’t know if you’ve ever watched Brainteaser (working from home for a year had its “benefits”), but the idea that not one person had rung in with the correct answer is horrifying.

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Worst USB ever (again)?

Posted at 9:19am on Monday, June 18th, 2007 by

This time, for your delectation, a USB paper shredder.  Oh yes – you too can now shred 5 sheets of A6…  simultaneously!

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V is for Virtualisation, Sucker!

Posted at 8:58pm on Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 by

Yes, yes, I know. This is a corporate whore video with a very aging Mr T that I really should leave well alone, but… It’s Mr. T. And apparently he’s “The T in I.T.” And that makes me snigger.

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Vroom vroom no more?

Posted at 1:11pm on Friday, June 8th, 2007 by

MEPs call to limit cars to 101mph

Unfortunately, except for track day cars, this is hard to argue against.

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Table sized flat for £170,000

Posted at 3:52pm on Monday, January 22nd, 2007 by

Even the estate agent selling the property admitted the flat was “incredibly depressing”.

Now that’s salesmanship….

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Er… How?

Posted at 2:01pm on Monday, January 22nd, 2007 by

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TFL must be ROFL

Posted at 4:11pm on Thursday, January 4th, 2007 by

Covent Garden to Piccadilly Circus is the most expensive train journey in the world at 1.5p per metre (at least according to the Sun)

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The other sort of Darwinism

Posted at 12:32pm on Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007 by

The 2006 Darwin awards are announced…

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Just desserts

Posted at 3:25pm on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 by

Witnesses said the driver revved the Italian stallion at the lights next to the Windsor Hotel, at the intersection of Mends Street and Mill Point Rd, dropped the clutch and burned off around the corner – but humiliatingly lost control and slammed into the pole around 7pm.

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And there was me thinking it was only the UK political process that was moribund

Posted at 7:09am on Friday, December 15th, 2006 by

Despite criticism for adjourning last week without acting on several major legislative initiatives, members of Congress can boast significant achievements in at least one area of federal lawmaking — naming post offices. Of the 383 pieces of legislation that were signed into law during the two-year 109th Congress, more than one-quarter dealt with naming or renaming federal buildings and structures — primarily post offices — after various Americans.

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