Offmessage

Excuse my French, but what on earth is going on with this Brand/Ross (Bross?) story?

It was pre-recorded.  Thats “Pre”… “Recorded”… Both of them are famous for their tendency to improvise to a ludicrous and often offensive conclusion; leaving them on their own together in a radio studio late at night was bound to generate a whole host of unbroadcastable material.  Surely that’s why it wasn’t live in the first place?

What a bunch of arse.

When did it get so hard to post a letter? And who chose the text on the “help” page?

It would appear these people are serious.  I am amazed.  These people are not.  I like them more.

Sometimes you can go too far with subverted tube maps.  CMSWatch definitely have.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some say creation
How about you?

I think we brits really miss out, not having science fairs.

It appears that I am not the only one to suffer enormous boxes for tiny things.  There’s even a collection over at consumerist.

Today’s to do list:

• Buy To Do Tattoo
• Write on hand
• Wash hand
• Make snarky remark about websites that don’t work in Firefox on Linux (just think how many users they must be losing!)

I recently bought Claire a bluetooth dongle (not for Christmas, even I’m not that tight).  This is how it arrived.  Clearly the Royal Mail’s move to charge by dimensions hasn’t affected some people.

“I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher – not lower – than -8 but I’m not having it.”

They’re really pleased to have found you a meeting facility.