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I mean really, what kind of lightweight is this guy?

Man flogs wife’s box on ebay

Perfect

I didn’t realise Isaac Hayes was a scientologist. Twonk. He may have released one of the finest albums of all time, but he’s made himself look like a right idiot:

Singer Isaac Hayes is to stop providing the voice for a character in cartoon South Park because he objects to its “inappropriate ridicule” of religion. [...] But co-creator Matt Stone said Hayes had “never had a problem” until the Scientology Church, to which Hayes belongs, was parodied.

You really can buy everything from ebuyer nowadays, can’t you?

…I’m not the only one to misspell python pythong…

…a comedy moustache. Particularly when on a dinosaur.

Warning.

No, seriously – they’ve worked it out and everything. Now all I need is someone to work on the reliability of the beer scooter and my Friday nights are all but explained….

You wanted one of those power leads we talked about real bad? Then you really really need one of these.

The Intelligent Chip is a one inch square, bright orange plastic wafer that, when placed on top of a compact disc player for 2-3 seconds, upgrades the disc (CD, DVD or SACD) being played at the time. The sound of the upgraded disc has more detail and articulation, better dynamics and an absence of “digital harshness.” Voices are more human-sounding and less synthetic. The upgrade is permanent. Inside the white translucent Intelligent Chip case are two ultrathin, clear polycarbonate sheets, one on each side of the Chip. The manufacturer’s product brochure states, “The Intelligent Chip should be put back into the packing case after using, because the packing case can protect the quantum material of the Intelligent Chip, preventing them from leaking.”

Ta, things