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Oh dear Lord

Posted at 10:57am on Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 by Andy

It was clearly an almighty bang. Bits of Bugatti were strewn all over the road. The front had been virtually ripped off, every panel was damaged and the front wheels were pointing in opposite directions.

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Leaving, on a jet plane

Posted at 7:59am on Saturday, February 3rd, 2007 by Andy

Following on from last year’s excellent list of most disastrous albums of all time blender returns with yet another list from the wrong side of pop… 10 worst rock star plance crashes.

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Just desserts

Posted at 3:25pm on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 by Andy

Witnesses said the driver revved the Italian stallion at the lights next to the Windsor Hotel, at the intersection of Mends Street and Mill Point Rd, dropped the clutch and burned off around the corner – but humiliatingly lost control and slammed into the pole around 7pm.

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