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… I hadn’t realised how young they were… The Little Artists.

Stuck for a gift for a loved one this Christmas? Jewelry is always is nice.

Exactly how adventurous are you feeling? Nature’s Harvest and The Testicle Cookbook might challenge even the most daring diner.

To be below Wales is unfortunate. To be below Argentina is downright careless.

The fact that no Northern Hemisphere teams are in Rugby’s top 4 comes as no surprise after the spankings we’ve all received in the last few weeks, I suppose.  Still, the fact that a team deemed not good enough to take part in the Tri-nations (Argentina) is above us all is properly depressing.

And choosing the seedings of the World Cup 3 years in advance, when Northern Hemisphere rugby is in such a state… Well, I could complain, but I can’t help feeling that these rankings are likely to stay around for a while.  Only Wales looks like they might be hard done by by the current rankings. Which makes the Six Nations look like a foregone conclusion too… Heigh ho, at least we’ve got the cricket football snooker darts.

Seventies rockstars back at their parents’ homes (via @jemimakiss).  A beautiful moment of kitsch, made all the more awesome by Elton John’s mum.  A bit of knee.  Kinky boots.  This is a lady who’s proud to be the mother of glam. I’m betting she has a whole forest of Pampas Grass out front.

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Slegoon. Desperately cool looking sledge that’s actually a whole host safer than that thing your dad knocked up out of an old drawer and some curtain track one snowy Saturday in the mid-seventies.

Awesome. Get your balanced breakfast through a healthy dose of Vader each morning. And use Marmite to paint extravagant moustaches and Mickey Mouse ears on the most feared of all Sith.

Although, I fear that not shipping in time for Christmas will turn out to be a mistake.

Really simple but classy puzzle game.  I’m currently stumped on level 23. FactoryBalls2.

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I’ve always wished there was such a thing as a pantomime AT-AT. Will this grow up into one?