On apostrophe’s

pizza’sThere is a raging debate in the office. Are the likes of Lynne Truss and other grammar/punctuation nazis right? Or should it be they rather than the unfortunate illiterate “green grocer” that are lined up against the wall? Personally I stand with Ms Truss, although her fundamentalist tendencies do scare me. You can imagine my unalloyed joy when my daughter received this little gem in her “pretend shopping” set on Christmas day.

(Obviously, suddenly, I find myself analysing the grammar, punctuation and spelling of this post. Shut up. The lot of you. Please.)