Ah look mate, you might have that a bit wrong…

From this week’s spin:

“Seventeen and a half years and if people haven’t got something else to talk about then they have led a f***ing boring life” – David Boon is asked by the Observer whether the 52-beers-in-one-flight rumours are true.

No Boony. It’s *your* life that’s boring, not ours. You just haven’t done anything else worth talking about.