The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
Posted at 10:30pm on Tuesday, July 19th, 2005For God’s sake please don’t read The Da Vinci Code. Please please read Foucalt’s Pendulum instead.
I read it on the beach while on holiday. It’s the kind of book that you only have to read 4 words a page. You can spot the source material for each chapter within the first words… A guide to Paris. The Range Rover brochure. The Bluffers Guide To Rennaisance painting. It’s unremittingly poo. Don’t read it. Unless you really really need to kill a couple of hours and poking yourself in the eye with a fork is not an option.