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Jeopardy contestant wagers $1337. HE OWNZ U.

From the same people that brought you wordcount… 10×10 provides a graphical interface to the 100 most important words and pictures of the moment..

No, seriously, do you get it?

Apparently only 1 in 16 children prefer to play with their dads, because they’re too competitive. My dad didn’t even let me win rainbow towers.

BlingTones™

Let’s have a liberal backlash.

Now this is seriously cool (in a very retro geeky kind of way, which is the way we like it round here)… It’s a watch. But it’s also a drum machine. Perfect for those impromptu break dancing moments…
Found at the Raw Feed

Nasty nasty nasty nasty…. I challenge you to make it past level 14 without permament self harm (or cheating)…
Yes, I know this was in the B3ta newsletter, but the infuration was worth a reposting.

President Bush was visiting a primary school and asked the children if they
knew the meaning of the word “tragedy”.

One small boy stood up and offered, “If my best friend, who lives on a farm,
is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him, that would be a
tragedy”.

“No”, said Bush, “That would be an accident”.

Little Suzie raised her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children went
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy”.

“I’m afraid not,” explained the president. “That’s what we would call a
great loss”.

The room fell silent until another little boy raised his hand and offered,
“If Air Force One carrying Mr.and Mrs. Bush was struck by a “friendly fire”
missile and blown to bits that would be a tragedy”

“Fantastic!” exclaimed Bush. “That’s right and can you tell me why that
would be a tragedy?”

“Well” came the reply, “It has to be a tragedy, because it wouldn’t be a
great loss and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either”.