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It’s time. My record collection is (slowly) going under the hammer on ebay. Let’s have a bidding frenzy!

Thanks to Doug for this one…

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Thanks to things for reminding me of The Manual (How To Have A Number One The Easy Way) by the KLF.

Which then brings on to the moment I’ve been waiting for all my life that, of course, I missed. This year’s Big Chill featured popdamage performing the seminal Chill Out live!

…like “how did we ever do without muslin” for a start. More importantly though it brings you into a whole new world of twee and twisted commerce… Maybe they’re relying on sleep deprivation reducing my judgement?

Want to see a Cure gig? Why not use your Amex Centurion card to jump the queue? (I’m only jealous ‘cos my boss is going). I suppose the card is the Amex ‘Black’ card… I guess that’s kind of apt.

Seriously. Apparently the city’s airport board decided to revoke an exemption which allows Santa Claus to fly below 2,000 feet over the city on Christmas Eve. What exactly is it like to have no sense of humour, I wonder?

Surely someone noticed?

So far my career online poker winnings (having been playing for 6 weeks) amounts to -$42. It would appear that this pales into insignificance compared to Lee-Anne Smyth, who earns �4,500 a week at www.ladbrokespoker.com (which I think sucks, btw, you should play at VCPoker instead).

Despite my love of cricket, I am shit at this.
Ta Adrian

The builders own up. Shame York is built on a bed of clay – no hidden catacombs here, unfortunately…