If it finally gets too much…

…and you decide it’s time to deal with your flatmate you may want to make use of Crime Scene Cleaners Inc. Among their services?

Homicide, Suicide and Accidental Death Remediation: Cleaning, disinfecting and removal of all contaminated items to restore the scene to a safe, non-biohazardous state

And

Fingerprint Dust Removal: Removal of fingerprint dust after evidence technicians have powdered the area.