Archive for October, 2003

Something morbid for halloween

Posted at 3:46pm on Friday, October 31st, 2003

What are the odds of dying in a particular way?

(Also, following from previous lottery posts… The odds of matching 5 numbers are 1 in 55,492 (which this week was worth a measly �1,143). The odds of being killed by lightning at any time in your life is 1 in 71,601. I wouldn’t bet a pound a week on that, would you?)

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Ah - Google

Posted at 2:56pm on Friday, October 31st, 2003

All hail the power of the google cache… Enabled my vanity to recover at least some of the entries from the last 6 weeks. And yes - I do understand how sad that makes me!

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Well, it is Halloween

Posted at 9:47am on Friday, October 31st, 2003

http://www.extremepumpkins.com/. Particular favourite has to be drowning in a bag… Nice.

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Piss. Flaps. Arse!

Posted at 9:44am on Friday, October 31st, 2003

Well that was a pain in the arse, wasn’t it… Apparently the last back up I have is from the 18th of September! Arse.

Today will mostly be a lesson in cron and mysqldump!

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Bush Says Attacks Are Reflection of U.S. Gains

Posted at 4:27pm on Tuesday, October 28th, 2003

Seriously. [You need to answer a couple of questions to read the whole article - you may not want to bother, it’ll only make your blood boil]

The more progress we make on the ground, the more free the Iraqis become, the more electricity is available, the more jobs are available, the more kids that are going to school, the more desperate these killers become, because they can’t stand the thought of a free society.

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Microsoft preview Longhorn

Posted at 1:13pm on Tuesday, October 28th, 2003

The new version of Windows (expected around 2006) was previewed at the Microsoft Professional Developers Conference yesterday… Nothing too exciting, although I did like this snippet from the BBC report of the same story:

One of the key features of the new desktop is a smart panel that sits at the side of the screen and can be configured to hold essential information such as instant messenger buddy lists, time, links to favourite websites as well as news and stock tickers.

That sure is a new definition of “essential”

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Splashback a problem?

Posted at 9:52am on Tuesday, October 28th, 2003

Practice your aim with this handy little utility

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Bit slow to notice, but…

Posted at 9:42am on Tuesday, October 28th, 2003

Dave Gorman has a new show (and book) apparently about googlewhacking. Unfortunately everything that I can get to has sold out… Like with the Bill Bailey tour that I failed to notice until it was too late. Must learn to pay attention.

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The Complete Illustrated Catalog of ACME Products

Posted at 9:38am on Tuesday, October 28th, 2003

Everything from the strait jacket ejecting bazooka to the humble anvil is here.

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Inferior condiments beware…

Posted at 3:53pm on Monday, October 27th, 2003

Kikkoman.

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