Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

After the Sun’s revelations a few weeks ago that Britain was threesome mad I now find out that we’re also pretty crazy for al fresco sex with strangers. Blimey. Apparently it’s call “dogging (probably not safe for work)” and involves sex in carparks with strangers while yet more strangers look on. I particularly liked the quote from one Dr Byrne, an academic investigating the phenomenon, when asked how to combat the problem:

“You can’t simply increase the amount of lighting – that just makes it easier to make videos or take pictures.”

I shudder to think. If you want to find out what happens in the heart of middle england, start at google and follow your own thread