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3 die trying to retrieve a mobile phone from a latrine pit in Kenya…

Welcome to the DMC (or Dull Men’s Club). A place where there’s no pressure to be "in" or "trendy". My particular favourite is their analysis of the direction of rotation of the world’s airport luggage carousels.

Add this to the PaintCam where you really can watch paint dry and your day of cardigans and slippers is truly complete.

New Internet speed record! 923Mbps across 3,500 miles. Mint.

Recipes that should never be made. Hmmm.. Brains… (and a lot more besides)

Girl dies from Methadone ingested by drinking a friends vomit. Harsh.

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The Dutch won their first World Cup match today, with two record scores by their batsmen and the 4th highest partnership ever in a World Cup. You gotta love ‘em…

Another installment in the offmessage flash experiments. Use the arrow keys to move your bat