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Cool… This guy has built a lego (and therefore 3d) model of Escher’s "Ascending and Descending"…

This has to be one of the most disturbing pictures of Michael Jackson I’ve ever seen. <shudder/>

Indeed. It’s an on-line xylophone.

I’ve finally found a link to that film of LSD being tested on British troops. Bloody marvellous. Bet you don’t get that in the army any more… Ooops, of course you do… Oh, and then there’s Gulf War Syndrome.

Maybe a stint in the forces would do me good after all?

Which? are trying to break a washing machine. If you correctly guess (to the nearest second, so clearly not likely) when it dies you win �1000. The really exciting thing is that you can watch the tests online…

What a day for England sport… We beat the All Blacks for the first time in 9 years (and maintained the 16 match unbeaten run at Twickenham) and then less than 18 hours later our woeful cricket team get thrashed by the Aussies. That’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions then.

I asked The Oracle “why England are so bad at cricket?”… Apparently it’s because they can’t bowl. The Oracle is, as always, right.

Let’s just hope Gloucester can beat London Irish today and maintain their place at the top of the table. If they don’t, I might just have to cry

According to the Internation Herald Tribune McDonalds France have suggested that customers limit consumption of fast food to once a week. As you can imagine this has caused an uproar in the US, and mad PR scrambles are underway to clean up the mess… Lovely!

Real life stories from porn video clerks. Lube warning is a particular must-read…

Surely the perfect Christmas gift for the man in your life… Jonny Glow will help you find the toilet, determine if the seat is up or down and use the toilet accurately in the middle of the night – all in complete darkness!

Combined with Sink ‘Ems you should be able to guarantee a straight aim every time…

Apparently there are 1000 people more annoying than Mick Hucknall…