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Apparently London sucks. Now there’s a surprise.

I’ve been learning to build dynamic sites (as you can probably tell from this site) and DevGuru has been incredibly useful for the Microsoft Jet SQL (which I have on my dev platform) and the JavaScript. Clearly worded references with all the right bits in the right places. No good for PHP or mySQL (which is what this site runs on), but great for Microsoft stuff. Like I said, dull, but very useful.

Another one from popcap… This time it’s an anagram game with a Tetris twist… Can be very time consuming.

From Yahoo. This asks for photoshopping…

The Immigrant Song… (with kittens).

(thanks again to the glory of b3ta)

That’s right, OBEY THE CRAB. More lunacy to be found at http://www.weebls-stuff.com/.

(Thanks to the glory of b3ta)

Acclaim are offering to pay speeding fines for anyone caught on 11 October as a publicity stunt to promote their new game. Nice. I hereby nominate this day as "National Go Faster Day" and personally will be found doing 40 in a 20 zone all day! Vroom vroom

Always to be relied upon… Bush seeks UN support for ‘US does whatever it wants’ plan.

“From the Monroe Doctrine to our ignoring of the Kyoto Treaty, America has always boldly defied the powers that be. Ever since its founding, this great nation has courageously asserted its will, bravely tuning out the objections of the other nations of the world,” Bush said at the speech’s conclusion. “I urge you today, do not let that legacy die. Allow us to continue our long-standing tradition of getting our way.”

Is the web really simply about people of have too much time on their hands? Today I found this and this. There’s a whole bunch of ‘em out there (like this bloke…) I think I need a lie down.

Being the partner of an honest to goodness blonde myself I was worried when I heard that blondes are set to die out within 200 years. Imagine my relief when I then found that it was in fact a hoax. You would have thought that the ginger gene would have died out years ago if it’s possible for the blonde one to.