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In another glorious move designed to keep us all on their side, the Americans today arrested between 500 and 700 muslims in LA as they turned up to register their presence under the anti-terror laws introduced after 9/11. Heavily reminiscent of both the US activities against Japanese nationals after Pearl Harbour, and obviously the actions of the Nazis in the late 30s. They just don’t understand, do they?

This is a real piece of quality. The Swedes have decided to offer refuge to American diplomats who are kept silent about Iraq by the Bush administration. Read it all, it is the most delicious irony…

Founded in 1947 in London, the Handle Bar Club is for those gentlemen with the more hirsute lip.

He has the ring. Of course. That explains the self-obsession and the desire to conquer all before him.

Literally everything you wanted (or didn’t want) to know about the UK charts… Did you know that Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman had the 50th ever Christmas number 1, or that School’s Out by Alice Cooper was number 1 on the day I was born? How fascinating.

Catch the babies that Michael drops.

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killerfonts.com will happily sell you a true-type font that replicates the hand writing of such notaries as Lizzie Borden and Jack the Ripper. Say it in style!

Germans mistake girl’s suicide for performance art. Harsh.

This has to be the weirdest game I have seen yet… Basically you have to shoot the naked men as they appear from the bushes. I’ll leave you to find out what happens when they catch you.